No awkward lesbian experiences without me
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
not ubering you a puppy
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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