But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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