But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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