All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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