: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
