Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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