it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
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