we're blogging at a bar
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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