Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
