Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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