Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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