what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
This baby is an asshole
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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