I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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