YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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