i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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