My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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