i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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