Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
