Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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