i don't like sucking hair
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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