She is in my trunk
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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