I'm lost and stupid without you.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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