going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize
