We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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