Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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