thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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