is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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