why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
where am i from again
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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