Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
How drunk are you?
Completed.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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