what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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