happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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