I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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