yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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