He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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