We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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