no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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