Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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