You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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