Nicole vs. Life
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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