wrigley field is MILF paradise
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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