She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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