Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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