how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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