so explain again why im purple
no
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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