Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
