Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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