kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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