do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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