Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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