So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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