Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
sex in a hospital.. check
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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