I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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