i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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